His pledge to her:
“i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.”
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.
:(
(via lifeisimitation)
It’s actually kind of funny how incredibly lazy or ridiculously motivated of a person I can be depending on the situation:
Walking out to my car in the morning: Ugghhhh…
Walking across my room to get my laptop charger: Nooooooo…
Waking up at 4am to work out: AW HELL YEAH, NO PROBLEM MAN SOUNDS GOOD TO ME WOO LET’S DO IT
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holy shit it is so weird this came up on my dash because I was just thinking I should give up on happiness. Goddamn.
(Source: shinrye, via my-body-not-yours)
TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND
IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF
THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN
- AND
- I
- AINT
- FUCKING
- SCARED
- OF
- HIM
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mixed greens strawberry grapefruit salad by pickled plum on Flickr.
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